The "P" language.

Let me tell you about the "P" language.
Mind you, it is the awesome-est language EVER.
Steps that should be followed to achieve complete control over this beautifully sculptured language:

1. Think about what you want to say well before you start speaking.
2. Now think about each individual word.
3. Say each word followed by the "P" form of that word. The "P" form is when you replace the first letter of any word with "P".
4. For names, you can abbreviate. Like, Raphu the Paphu for Raphael.. And Ash the Pash for Ashwini. Or the very NOT appreciated, Jhels the Pels for you-know-who. :D
5. When you say the entire sentence, each word followed by its "P" form correctly, your goal my friend, is achieved.
6. For example: Sru the Pru and the pand Ash the Pash invented the pinvented this the piss language the panguage and the pand i the pie love the pove them the pem for the por this the piss. Muah the Puah!
   

This is about it. May sound manageably easy, but I'm sorry to say that it needs a lot of effort.
And no questions on why the letter "P" was chosen will be entertained. :D
So, keep Practising and Propagating.

*Peace.*